A company:
We're looking for a freelance writer. Here's the application form.

The application form:
- Answer 365 questions
- Attach your CV and portfolio (which contain answers to all the 365 questions from above)
- Write a motivational letter (that we probably won't read)
- Record a video on why we should hire you
- Come up with 20 ChatGPT prompts
- Create an outline for this article (that we'll use, but won't pay you for)
- Write a poem
- Do 150 push-ups
- Split an atom
- Win a Nobel prize

I'M NOT APPLYING TO GO TO FREAKING SPACE.
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