Monzo Bank

MORE HEARTBREAKING MOMENTS AT WORK:

- Sharing your screen and accidentally revealing your Google search for how to spell “recieve”
- Spending ages making the perfectly crafted excel sheet and it just gets a ‘👍’
- Urgently needing to print a Vinted label but the one colleague who knows how to use the printer is on holiday
- Checking the time and only 3 mins have passed not 3 hours
- Wearing an absolutely fire outfit but no one’s in the office

BREAKING NEWS: it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is 🤗

When you spell 'recieve' correctly on your first try

OFFICE HORROR STORY: when you say goodbye to someone and then realise you're both heading the same way home.

WHAT THEY SAY VS WHAT I HEAR:

“Nice idea“ - you hate it
“Good idea“ - you hate it
“Thanks for the idea“ - you hate it
“That’s an interesting idea“ - you hate it and also me

WAYS OF SAYING NO WITHOUT SAYING “NO”:
- let’s take this offline
- leave it with us
- we’ll take this away and come back to you
- it’s certainly an interesting idea

SICK OF SMALL TALK? TRY THIS INSTEAD:

”What you up to this weekend?” - “What’s your most treasured childhood memory?”

”What are you having for dinner tonight?” - “What’s your favourite thing about yourself?”

”Nice haircut!” - “Is humanity inherently good or evil?”

”Lovely weather we’re having” - “Has a natural phenomenon ever brought you to tears?”

“Phwoar what a week“

Me at 1pm on a Monday.

this meeting could definitely be an email

We don’t want to stress you out, but there are only seven weeks left until 2025.

Time to officially start labelling things as ‘next year’s problem’ 🤷