Vimal Tiwari

Found the best 2023 Wrap-up...!!

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In India, Ways to make 1 Crore in a day are,

1. Stocks

2. Lottery

3. KBC

4. Alimony

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People after joining topmate.io

“100 Rs. doge, toh ek raaz ki baat bataonga...!!“

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Today morning,

Me : “Mummy, woh.... 2% increment Mila is baar!!

Mummy: are waah...ese hi khoob aage badho..!!

Me : aare yaar mummy...!!! , 2% Kam hota hai...!!!

Mummy: ohh esa... kitne kharab log hai, bacche ko thoda jyada ni de skte the...???

Me : 😑

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Smart people

Very smart people

“I will login late today, due to some commitments“ wala message, office group me dal kar,
“Mirzapur S3 binge watch karne waale“

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In corporate world, there are,

Smart People

Very Smart People



“Subh 5 baje uth kar, sick leave ka mail dalne waale, jisse reason jyada real lage...!!!

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P.S.:- Very “Chaalaak“ Bro...!!!

Thanks Microsoft for giving us one more reason to opt for Windows devices at the workplace.

“Production release karo, toh esa kro, ki customers code phatne par bhi khush hojaye..!!“

“Ese release, hafte me 1-2 baar karte raha karo...!!“

let's keep, Friday running like this, for the employees using Windows devices.

“Mac waale... chalo kaam par dhyan do..!!“

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P.S. : “Early logout karna pad rha hai... bohot dukhi hoo main...Kasam se..!!!“

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A lot of people ask, “ki main Hindi me kyo post karta ho...“

and I simply say, I don't like English much, because it's a very risky language,

“agar kisi word ke, 2 letter bhi idhar udhar ho jaye toh...“

the whole post is “urined..!!“

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