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Viren Sood

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39 viral posts with 119,385 likes, 2,921 comments, and 525 shares.
1 image posts, 0 carousel posts, 0 video posts, 38 text posts.

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Viren Sood

Aug 30, 2023 at 6:25 AM

HR: We will offer you 20 lakh, 50% fixed, 50% performance bonus

Candidate: But my fixed was 12 lakh in previous job

HR: Don’t you have confidence that you will perform?

Candidate: I do, but

HR: Then this will be better, right? You will earn more by the end of the year

Candidate: Yeah, it will be better. But I’m just thinking how I would pay my EMI, which I’ll be falling short of. Could you loan me 20k every month? I’ll return the money to you when I get my bonus by the end of the year

HR:

Candidate:

HR: Ok, we will make it 75% fixed and 25% performance

#negotiation #humour

Viren Sood

Mar 23, 2023 at 8:30 AM

Top 3 reasons why India is ranked very low (126th) in World Happiness Index:

3. Success stories on LinkedIn

2. Marriage Reels on Instagram

1. Being told all our life to study hard & work honestly, but eventually realising that a conman named Sukesh is actually dating Jacqueline & Nora

#WorldHappinessIndex #humour

Viren Sood

Mar 19, 2024 at 6:35 AM

Narayana Murthy gifts 240 Crore to 4 month old grandson. His other gifts:

1. 3.2 LPA salary to IT employees

2. Stress of working 70 hrs to all employees

3. Memes and jokes to the the entire world

#NarayanaMurthy #sarcasm #humour

Viren Sood

Jun 24, 2024 at 6:55 AM

Biggest Problems in Delhi right now:

3. Extreme heat

2. Water shortage

1. Freelancers living in their parents' houses in South Delhi claiming to make 6 figure incomes while posting unrelated selfies on LinkedIn

#Delhi #Problems #humour

Viren Sood

Nov 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM

Zepto is delivering Manyawar in 10 minutes. Imagine a bride

Preparing for her wediing for 2 yrs, trying 200 lehengas from 100 shops

& the groom shows up wearing a 10 minute Manyawar

Maybe Zepto should start delivering 10 minute divorces as well

#BusinessOpportunity #Zepto #humour

Viren Sood

Jan 24, 2023 at 6:00 AM

'Tim Cook took a voluntary 50% salary cut for Apple's poor performance

A true leader, indeed!' My manager posted this on LinkedIn last week

Yesterday on Company Group, he questioned me for not achieving my targets

I replied that we had failed the targets as a team & also sent the link of his LinkedIn post. The Company Group had the HR too

As a result, my manager had to take a 50% salary cut & now his salary is less than mine. Indeed, he is a true leader

#TimCook #salarycut #manager #humour

Viren Sood

Dec 24, 2023 at 7:35 AM

Top 3 ‘Moye Moye’ victims in the country right now:

3. Students who bought 10 Day MBA from Vivek Bindra

2. Mumbai Indians who made Hardik Pandya captain, & then he got injured

1. Byjus, as they bought WhiteHat Jr for $300 million, but registered a loss of around $500 million from them in FY22

#MoyeMoye #humour

Viren Sood

Mar 1, 2023 at 6:01 AM

Employee: The salary hike was just 2%. Here’s my resignation

Boss: If there is one thing I have learnt in 5 years of working here, it’s loyalty

Employee: I got an opportunity in another company at 40% hike

Boss:

Employee:

Boss: If there is one thing I learnt in 36 years of my life, it's 'never say no to an opportunity'. Here, take my CV & let me know if there is an opportunity in your new company

#loyalty #humour

Viren Sood

Nov 21, 2024 at 9:39 AM

Varun Dhawan has joined LinkedIn. Top 3 reasons why:

3.⁠ ⁠He thinks LinkedIn is another Instagram, thanks to LinkedIn Influencers

2.⁠ ⁠He wants to recruit new actors & he heard corporate managers are best actors

1.⁠ ⁠He is still searching for the HR who said 'I will get back to you' 20 years ago, for the one job he applied to, before becoming an actor

#VarunDhawan #LinkedIn #Humour

Viren Sood

Nov 14, 2024 at 4:30 AM

Swiggy started in 2014

Swiggy became unicorn in 2018

Swiggy IPO'ed in 2024. Yet,

Rohan, a content marketer with 1 year experience, is still 'Building Swiggy' acc to his LinkedIn bio!

'Ab kya bhai Chaand pe delivery kara ke chodega?'

#Swiggy #LinkedIn #bios #humour

Viren Sood

Mar 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM

Aajtak news anchor Sudhir Chaudhary to join Doordarshan at 14 Cr salary

Basically a Govt job at 14 Cr annual package

Even though he is 51 years old and married, but i feel that

He would the most eligible & in demand bachelor in the country right now!

#SudhirChaudhary #Doordarshan #GovtJob #humour

Viren Sood

Feb 24, 2024 at 7:10 AM

Suhana Khan's last job was acting in Archies & still

She was able to buy farmland worth INR 9.5 Crore in Alibaug recently

To whomsoever reading this, if you are investing 5000/month in Mutual funds

Don't get discouraged, you are not alone. Keep going. You & I will surely make a Crore in 25-30 years

#mutualfunds #selfdepreciating #humour

Viren Sood

Dec 23, 2023 at 8:10 AM

Gujarat, a dry state since 1960, allows alcohol for the 1st time in its history!

Recently, in its financial hub, GIFT city, it has allowed liquor (for employees) bcz

It wants to make GIFT the best financial centre of the world & even Govt knows

That employees won't work so hard every day, unless they have something to forget their manager's face every night

#Gujarat #DryState #alcohol #Employees #managers #humour

Viren Sood

Mar 14, 2024 at 7:50 AM

A man entered Bangalore airport on a fake ticket to drop off female friend

On being arrested, he said that he wanted to spend time with her

If he would have simply said that it took him 5 hrs to reach the airport &

His mental health was badly affected by the traffic, so wanted to rest a bit, the authorities would have believed him & let him go

#BangaloreTraffic #humour

Viren Sood

Jan 16, 2024 at 9:25 AM

A man slapped an Indigo pilot in a Delhi Goa flight bcz it was delayed by 10 hrs

Many people are talking about this & debating whether it was right or not

In my opinion this is outrageous & I feel very scared

For any HR who would have interviewed this guy & might have not got back to him for 6 months

#Indigo #HR #humour

Viren Sood

May 12, 2024 at 7:30 AM

A CEO of a Japanese company has relocated to Bangalore

Reason he gave: He wants to learn from Indian culture & leadership

Actual Reason: He chose uprooting his whole life, leaving his home country &

Settling down in Bangalore, over taking a cab to the Airport

#Bangalore #traffic #humour

Viren Sood

May 10, 2024 at 5:36 AM

Candidate: What is the use of 7 rounds of interviews?

Bad HR: It is required for the role

Good HR: Sorry I cant do anything, it's company policy

Best HR: Thala for a Reason

#Interviews #IPL #humour

Viren Sood

Jun 13, 2024 at 5:35 AM

Saurabh Netravalkar is the true representation of Indian talent

That could not make it in India because of issues like reservation & politics

So had to migrate to the US, & eventually

Made it big both as a corporate employee & a Cricketer

#SaurabhNetravalkar

Viren Sood

Jun 27, 2023 at 6:00 AM

Financial Advice: Liquidate all your assets today & invest in Pakistan

State Bank of Pakistan has raised its interest rate to 22%

A return that even the best stocks or fund managers can't get you

Probably why Sunny Paaji is actually going back to Pakistan (Gadar 2) after so many years

#NotAFinanceInfluencer #PakistanInterestRates #SunnyDeol #Gadar2 #humor

Viren Sood

Oct 24, 2024 at 4:30 AM

Diwali gifts above Rs 5000 are taxable under Income Tax

But cash bonuses of any value are taxable

I think this is where I win. This is my redemption

With 200 Rs worth of Soan Papdi as Diwali Gift, I don't need to pay any tax! In your face people getting expensive gifts from their employers. Suck it losers!

#CriesInACorner #DiwaliGifts #SoanPapdi #humour

Viren Sood

Sep 6, 2023 at 8:05 AM

India or Bharat? Not sure what it should be called. Here's what I'm sure about:

1. Off-sites on weekends should not be called Employee Benefit Programs

2. A company or team should not be called a Family

3. 2% Salary Hike should not be called an Appraisal

#IndiaBharatControversy #Corporate #humour

Viren Sood

Aug 18, 2024 at 4:30 AM

A techie in Bangalore went missing & was found in a mall in Noida

He said that his wife curtails his freedom, and doesnt even let him go for tea

So he ran away. I have a solution for him. He should join Cognizant

With a 2.52 LPA package, after rent and clothes, he wouldn't be left with any money for food, let alone tea. Problem Solved!

#Bangalore #Techie #IT #humour

Viren Sood

Mar 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM

Amitabh Bachhan to quit Kaun Banega Crorepati with Season 15 as his last

He's 82 & has expressed a desire to reduce his workload & working hours

Main outcomes of this move: Brand value of KBC will fall &

Narayan Murthy will unfollow Big B on Instagram for complaining about working hrs

#KaunBanegaCrorepati #BigB #workinghrs #humour

Viren Sood

Feb 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM

Vijay Mallya has moved the Bangalore High Court against the banks

Because they recovered 16000 Crore from him while he only owed 6200 Crore

IMO, this is fair. 6200 Crore is principal amount, around 4000 Crore is interest

& remaining 6000 Crore for the constant teasing of the banks by wishing everyone festivals on bank holidays

#VijayMallya #Banks #humour

Viren Sood

Jun 25, 2023 at 6:00 AM

Steps to optimise your LinkedIn profile:

1. Put a good profile pic
2. Write an informative Headline
3. Use keywords in About & other sections
4. Don't buy any LinkedIn expert's course worth 999 in 399

#LinkedInProfile #LinkedInExperts #humour

Viren Sood

Nov 12, 2023 at 9:10 AM

Today is an important day. It is the day when:

1. Lord Ram returns to Ayodhaya

2. People celebrate the victory of good over evil

3. HRs all across India get done with 90% of the work defined in their job profile #RangoliMakingCompetition

#Diwali #HappyDiwali #humour

Viren Sood

Jul 31, 2024 at 6:00 AM

Telegram CEO Pavel Durov revealed he has 100 kids through sperm donation

He said that the doctor told him that his sperm is high quality &

It's his moral duty to donate & spread happiness. The real reason probably is

That he is hopeful that one of his 100 kids would be able to do what he couldnt, ie, take whatsapp down in the future

#Telegram #WhatsApp #humour

Viren Sood

Sep 9, 2020 at 4:15 AM

I got up to offer my seat to an uncle
in Delhi metro but before he could take it

A young girl quickly sat on my empty seat
I was like 'What the hell?'

The uncle, in mid 50s had just entered
It was noisy in the metro

So I got up to signal him to take it
He moved towards it from the gate

The seat had been vacant for just 5 sec
When the young girl pounced at it

Me: Please vacate, this is not your seat
She: It was empty so I took it

Me: Yes, I left it for uncle
I pointed towards him behind me

She ignored, before I could say anything else
A random guy: Why are you disturbing the lady?

Uncle nudged me from behind,
told me to ignore & let it go

This incident haunted me for a long time
Did I do or say something wrong?

Many times youngsters, boys & girls
are seated in metro, while elderly stand

The preference for a seat should be for elders,
injured or specially abled

A youngster can stand, irrespective of
whether it is a girl or a boy

Empathy should not be restricted to the workplace
Show it there too where no one is watching

Thoughts? Have you ever experienced the above?

#empathy

Viren Sood

Jan 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM

Taylor Swift to perform in Gautam Adani's son's wedding in India

Taylor Swift is one of the biggest singers of the world right now

However, I'm not impressed at all as this is similar to what Ambanis did

I'll be impressed when Adani does something new like making Hindenburg CEO, Nathan Anderson, dance at his son's wedding, & we all know he can

#Adani #Hindenburg #humour

Viren Sood

Aug 6, 2023 at 7:37 AM

#manager #LeaveApproval #FriendshipDay #humour

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Viren Sood

Mar 4, 2024 at 9:00 AM

Many unbelievable things are happening in the Ambani Pre-Wedding:

3. The three Khans dancing together for the 1st time

2. Bill Gates drinking roadside tea and making Reels about it

1. Finance Influencers not talking about 1000 Crore spent & financial freedom

#AmbaniPreWedding #FinanceInfluencers #Humour

Viren Sood

Oct 13, 2022 at 6:01 AM

Cred has 60 lakh users & it made losses of 1200 crore in FY22

Baically, Cred lost INR 2,000 per customer on marketing & advertising

I would have been a happier customer & better marketer for Cred just if

They would have given me 2,000 actual Rupees as rewards last year instead of 2,000,000 Cred points

#Cred #marketingstrategy #Credpoints

Viren Sood

May 13, 2024 at 5:30 AM

RCB's Journey in the IPL is like a corporate job seeker's

Initial losses: Rejections at application stage in many companies

Last 5 wins: Clearing 5 interview rounds in a company without a single mistake

Now, if they lose against CSK, they are eliminated: failing in the final round

If they win against CSK, they might still be eliminated: one other candidate doing better

#RCB #corporate

Viren Sood

Feb 22, 2023 at 7:15 AM

China Govt is giving holidays to people to have sex. That’s right!

In order to boost declining birth rate, some cities in China are implementing

30 days paid marriage leave so that more & more people start having babies

Don't know about Chinese people, but I'm sure that Indians in China will definitely over deliver

#PaidMarriageLeaves #China #humour

Viren Sood

Oct 24, 2022 at 10:30 AM

If Rishi Sunak becomes UK PM

The first thing he should do is either

Return the Kohinoor diamond to India or

Deport Vijay Mallya to India, or both

#RishiSunak #UKPM #diwaligift #humour

Viren Sood

Jul 25, 2023 at 6:20 AM

3 days back, Microsoft laid off another 1000 employees

Cisco is in the process of 5% workforce reduction affecting 4100 employees

Dunzo is doing its 3rd round of layoffs in last 7 months

The hue & cry of layoffs has died down, but they are still happening

In such times, income protection to safeguard from layoffs can be very useful

& Jobsurance is providing exactly that, a 3 month salary cover & placement assistance. Check out the plans in comments

#layoffs #Jobsurance #ad

Viren Sood

Aug 24, 2024 at 12:25 PM

New IPhone 16 is launching next month & it has path breaking new features

The dual cameras are vertically aligned instead of being diagnol

Woah! Mind blown! What an innovation!

Steve Jobs just moved his head in disappointment in his grave!

#Apple #Innovation #humour

Viren Sood

Sep 4, 2024 at 6:51 AM

Wakefit is hiring a Professional Sleep Intern

Tesla recently hired a Professional Walking Associate to train Robots

With this current hiring trend, new opportunities seem to open up

Just wondering what would happen if Durex comes up with such opportunities in the future

#NewOpportunities #humour

Viren Sood

Oct 11, 2020 at 5:45 AM

She had 10000 followers on Instagram
I sent her a DM but she ignored me

Since the day I got 10000 followers on Linkedin
I have been waiting for her to send me a DM

So that I can ignore her

Still waiting :D

#justforfun #happysunday

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