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Harjeet Khanduja

Harjeet Khanduja

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23 viral posts with 162,427 likes, 4,674 comments, and 2,618 shares.
2 image posts, 0 carousel posts, 0 video posts, 21 text posts.

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CEO said
You took 2 days to write 2 pages
I can read them in 2 mins
You should learn about productivity

HR Head replied
You are right
I spent 2 days to write
So that you can take a decision in 2 mins

I saved lot of time of yours
Isn’t what productivity is all about
#HR
I asked the Uber driver
Which weekday is most rewarding

He said
Monday, But I don’t work on Mondays

I exclaimed
Why?

He said
My wife’s weekly off is on Monday

If we can’t be together
What will we do with the money
#HR #WorkLifeBalance
My wife was training me to make rotis
She placed roti dough on a tawa (pan)

Then she said
Flip the roti once it is cooked

I said,
How will I know without flipping, that it is cooked

She said
It gives signals

Sense the signals
You will know, when to flip
#HR #CareerMoves
Flight landed in Delhi

Pilot announced early arrival
However he did not get parking

It took 20 mins for him to park
Then 20 more mins to get ladders

De-boarding took good 1 hour
Early arrival didn’t help

Individuals can perform full steam
Experience is created by the team
#HR
My son asked me
You have worn turban all you life
You should be a turban expert by now

I said
I am an expert in tying turban

He said
Then why Mom adjusts your turban after you tie it?

Words can speak only this much
Even experts need a finishing touch
#HR
Vaidehi Ankolekar
She is a bus conductor

Her husband died
She got job in his place

After first day of discouragement at work
She thought of leaving the job

Then she decided
She will not give up

That moment of courage
Changed life of people around her

Her son Atharva Ankoleka plays cricket for India now

Although she can’t fly
She is the #superwoman

#Nevergiveup #InItTogether
Post image by Harjeet Khanduja
One hand on my laptop
Breakfast bite in my mouth

With half buttoned shirt
And one sock on my foot

I was tying my turban
And taking a call

That’s when my wife saw me
She laughed her heart out

Moral
When you do too many things
Without finishing any of them
You look funny
#HR
The game started
Manika Batra lost the first game (11-4)
Then she lost the 2nd game (11 -4)

All started doubting
Is she really Indian table tennis superstar?

She kept her calm
She did not doubt herself
Out of next 5 games
She won 4 of them

Even if time is tough
Don’t doubt yourself
Keep calm
You will win
#inittogether
Post image by Harjeet Khanduja
My driver had only 100 trips

I asked him
Are you new to driving

He said
I am driving for years
I was with other cab company earlier

I asked
Then why did you shift

He said
My earlier company listened to customers only
This one gives equal opportunity #HR
Why are you leaving your current job.

Instead of money, She said, “there is no one to guide me there.”

Interviewer was thinking, “ Say money, We too don’t have a guide.”

She lost an opportunity and Interviewer lost a good candidate.

Life is unfair. #HR
A startup CEO to a new HR Head
We can do a lot of fancy things in HR

HR Head said
We should not fall into that trap

CEO asked
What is your proposal then

HR Head said
First build credibility
Deliver what we promised in the offer letter

Credibility is the base of #HR
Kumar said‬
â€ȘI am worried about my pension‬
â€ȘI can’t come for annual verification‬

â€ȘPension officer said‬
â€ȘDo not worry‬
â€ȘWe will do it on video call‬

â€ȘKumar said‬
â€ȘIf you could do it on video call‬
â€ȘWhy you made me travel all these years‬

â€ȘSolutions are in front us‬
â€ȘWe just wait for a push‬
#Leadership
I told Auto driver where to go
It was a straight road to destination

I started working on my notes

Just before the destination
Auto got on the bridge

I realised a minute later
We were to go under the bridge

One missed decision costed 30 mins

Timely decision making can save a lot of time
#HR
Jay said
We need to improve team bonding

Raj said
Let’s do a virtual team dinner
Get the food home delivered
Then have it together

Jay asked
Will team bond over dinner

Raj said
It will not
Team will bond while planning for it

Moral
Give your team the reason so that they love to work together
#hr
CEO said
I read that Good Leaders break rules

That means
To be a good leader
I should break the rules made by #HR

HR Head smiled
That is selective reading

Good leaders are role models
They follow rules and inspire others

Yes, they do break rules
But only to follow principles
Filter of water purifier broke down
I raised a complaint

Mechanic came 2nd time without filter
My wife was mad at me

She said
You can’t even do this right

She herself called
Samething happened the 3rd time

Our bosses see our potential when they deal with our stakeholders
#HR
She said
Words can change our lives

Ravi asked
How

She replied
I failed in class 11
I felt my life was over

Then my mom told me
Life is not over
Till it is actually over

So here I am
Doing well for myself

Moral
Keep saying good things
Your words may change someone’s life
#HR
Anu said
Please pay the phone bill

Her husband replied
I am busy, will do it later

This happened thrice

After a while he asked
How much is the bill

Anu said
I learnt how to pay and paid it online

Learning a skill makes you independent
#HR
After mopping floor for months‬
â€ȘI realised that I had Roomba‬

â€ȘRoomba, the floor cleaning robot‬

â€ȘI bought it in awe‬
â€ȘBut never used it‬

â€ȘI took out roomba‬
â€ȘIt didn’t work‬

â€ȘBattery was bad‬
â€ȘChanged battery‬

â€ȘNow I have time to write again‬

â€ȘOld investments in tech can payback now‬
â€Ș#HR‬
Umpire raised his finger.
Batsman contested the LBW decision.

Third umpire saw ball in slow motion.
Reviewed Ball path and Ultra edge sound.

Batsman was declared NOT OUT.
Umpire took back the decision.

Where ever decision makers stumble.
#Technology makes them humble.
#HR
He asked, Which ones do you like - the best or the rest

Builder said, My best flats are sold first
But I make more money on rest of the flats

Best ones create value,
Rest capture that value.

So I like both.
It’s important to maintain a mix
#HR #Highperformers #Solidcitizens
Jay asked
Last year you wished for work from home
God heard you

What’s your wish for 2021

Raj replied
I wish
I could go to office again

Jay said
You are making the same mistake again
You actually want freedom

To choose between
Work from home or office everyday

Freedom makes people happy
#HR
A trainee asked him“I have never seen you working. What do you do?”

He replied, “I think”

Trainee continued “What do you think?”

He smiled “How to give you guys meaningful work”

Trainee told others that the guy is lazy.

Thinking is still not perceived as serious work. #HR

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