Taglines arenโt slogans.ย
Theyโre eulogies.
If your brand could say one final thing before it diedโฆ
what would it be?
Ideally, itโs your tagline.
Something timeless. Something sticky.
Nikeโs ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐๐ฐ ๐๐ต.
Allstateโs ๐๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด?
Taglines so strong, they live in our heads rent-free.
But for most brands that tagline gets hijacked by bad UX and broken trust.
Suddenly your final words arenโt poetic โ theyโre โ๐๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ข๐ท๐ข๐ช๐ญ๐ข๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ?โ or โ๐'๐ฎ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐บ, ๐ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ต๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต.โ
Itโs the bugs. The glitches.ย
The one sentence users heard 400 times in a moment of pure rage.
Thatโs what sticks. That's what survives.
Your brand's legacy wonโt be what you meant to say.
Itโs what people remember.
So write your tagline like itโs your last words.
Then make sure your product earns the right to say it.
Now, slide through and pour one out for the brand that couldnโt deliver.
(๐ป Facebook and Amazon still haunts me as we speak. McDonald's? Well, thatโs just personal.)
Theyโre eulogies.
If your brand could say one final thing before it diedโฆ
what would it be?
Ideally, itโs your tagline.
Something timeless. Something sticky.
Nikeโs ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐๐ฐ ๐๐ต.
Allstateโs ๐๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด?
Taglines so strong, they live in our heads rent-free.
But for most brands that tagline gets hijacked by bad UX and broken trust.
Suddenly your final words arenโt poetic โ theyโre โ๐๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ข๐ท๐ข๐ช๐ญ๐ข๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ?โ or โ๐'๐ฎ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐บ, ๐ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ต๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต.โ
Itโs the bugs. The glitches.ย
The one sentence users heard 400 times in a moment of pure rage.
Thatโs what sticks. That's what survives.
Your brand's legacy wonโt be what you meant to say.
Itโs what people remember.
So write your tagline like itโs your last words.
Then make sure your product earns the right to say it.
Now, slide through and pour one out for the brand that couldnโt deliver.
(๐ป Facebook and Amazon still haunts me as we speak. McDonald's? Well, thatโs just personal.)