2012 - Bade hoke BMW lunga.
2025 - Yaar ye Zomato me konsa item add Karu ki ye Rs.23 ka delivery free ho jaye ?
#humor #zomato #cawithswag
2025 - Yaar ye Zomato me konsa item add Karu ki ye Rs.23 ka delivery free ho jaye ?
#humor #zomato #cawithswag
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Diwali is tough for those who are in other cities and can't visit their families !!!
My toughest Diwali for me was in the year 2021 when when I was in Banglore.
All alone in 3 BHK flat, when all the other colleagues had gone to their hometowns.
And the feeling when you see everyone celebrating the festival and you're alone in a flat and ordering food from Zomato is not the nicest one.
My huge respect to the people in Armed forces, Police, Railways and other departments who sacrifice celebrations so that people like us can celebrate it peacefully.
A very happy Diwali to all such people away who are from their homes !!
#linkedinpost #Diwali #cawithswag
My toughest Diwali for me was in the year 2021 when when I was in Banglore.
All alone in 3 BHK flat, when all the other colleagues had gone to their hometowns.
And the feeling when you see everyone celebrating the festival and you're alone in a flat and ordering food from Zomato is not the nicest one.
My huge respect to the people in Armed forces, Police, Railways and other departments who sacrifice celebrations so that people like us can celebrate it peacefully.
A very happy Diwali to all such people away who are from their homes !!
#linkedinpost #Diwali #cawithswag
I know how it feels when a fresher joins at the same salary as a 5 year experience employee !!!
#linkedinpost #cawithswag
#linkedinpost #cawithswag
Auditors behaviour with clients :
Expectation : We're from CBI. Handover all the data to us else you'll be in trouble.
Reality : Sir, pls send the data by EOD else our boss will make us do overtime to complete the audit.
If I don't receive the data by EOD, I'll cut my veins in your office and write your name in suicide note !!
#corporatehumor #audit #ca #cawithswag
Expectation : We're from CBI. Handover all the data to us else you'll be in trouble.
Reality : Sir, pls send the data by EOD else our boss will make us do overtime to complete the audit.
If I don't receive the data by EOD, I'll cut my veins in your office and write your name in suicide note !!
#corporatehumor #audit #ca #cawithswag
I'm not surprised that actor Varun Dhawan has joined LinkedIn.
I'd be surprised if I see “Open to work“ in his profile !
#linkedinpost #cawithswag
I'd be surprised if I see “Open to work“ in his profile !
#linkedinpost #cawithswag
So the Zomato chief has introduced a new employment scheme.
- You lay Rs.20 lacs and work for 0 salary with Zomato for 1 year.
- At the end of 1 year, if you get the job, there's a guaranted salary of 50 lacs+
I see a good opportunity for the employees :
- If you're selected in Zomato, take a counter offer from Swiggy at 30% hike. Ask Swiggy for a joining bonus and pay the loan upfront !
- If you don't get selected, you have a great future as a podcaster or finfluencer on telling stories “How Zomato is fooling in its MBA program or Dark secrets of working at Zomato“ and earn through “Rs.99 masterclasses“ on LinkedIn !
Ps : 2nd option has more earning potential since Zomato itself might Collab with you for marketing :)
#zomato #swiggy #trending #cawithswag
- You lay Rs.20 lacs and work for 0 salary with Zomato for 1 year.
- At the end of 1 year, if you get the job, there's a guaranted salary of 50 lacs+
I see a good opportunity for the employees :
- If you're selected in Zomato, take a counter offer from Swiggy at 30% hike. Ask Swiggy for a joining bonus and pay the loan upfront !
- If you don't get selected, you have a great future as a podcaster or finfluencer on telling stories “How Zomato is fooling in its MBA program or Dark secrets of working at Zomato“ and earn through “Rs.99 masterclasses“ on LinkedIn !
Ps : 2nd option has more earning potential since Zomato itself might Collab with you for marketing :)
#zomato #swiggy #trending #cawithswag
